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fuck-fuenciado:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A Long Island Iced Bee
Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.
The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.


BEES ARE DYING AND WERE DRINKING THEMNO BEES MEANS NO FOOD AND NO FOOD MEANS NO ANYTHINGWHY WOULD YOU DRINK BEES

you guys are so dumb look at the op’s url jfc you’ll believe anything on this stupid site

They’re wasps….

throatfucker9x6:

You can hear his throat getting rearranged to take that long cock.

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usthemme:

This is 18 year-old gay porn actor Robert Marucci, who works for Sean Cody under the name Noel.  He was suspended from high school with the principal threatening to not let him graduate due to his performance. He’s now able to return to school and graduate!

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moshi-moshi-kyle-desu:

Finding a really hot guy on tumblr

He’s straight

But open minded

But he has a girlfriend

But they’re likely to break up

But he lives in another country

do-not-feed-the-animal:

I AM ANNOYED

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liquorinthefront:

Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate! <3

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thefashman:

雪 TheFashMan 雪

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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obsessedwhat:

nerd-with-wings:

whatdoesntkillyoumakesyoukelsey:

You’re killing me here, Destiel.

KEEP TRYING DEAN.

CAS EVEN TRIED IN THE END

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okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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evaunit08:

when i see a bug in my room

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pun-pun1:

ultrafacts:

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